Infomercials, Get Rich Quick Seminars, And $0 Down Nonsense — Tired of Being Lied To & Abandoned?

Posted @ 10:34 pm - Filed under Real Estate Investing, Weekend Thoughts, Investment Lessons, Investment Physics

This week there were a handful of phone conversations about the subject of getting rich quick, no-down investing, ‘we’ll provide support’ blah blah blah seminars, infomercials, and the like. Half of these conversations concluded with me bearing bad news. They’d been given bad advice, and there was essentially nothing I could do or advise which would come close to solving their problem.

They’d been lied to. Is there a bigger lie than telling folks they can get rich quickly while putting no money, expertise, or work into real estate, without even giving lip service to the concept of cash reserves? It’s one thing to make a judgment you regret. We’ve all done that — I know I have. Lost the property too.

chocolate cream pie

But to lie to folks who’re simply looking for a way to grab a piece of the pie for themselves? The cherry on this literal mud pie is that so many people paid for the DVD or seminar — they paid to be lied to. Yet when they find themselves under 20 feet of financial water, the so called ‘get rich quick’ expert is long gone. No support, no help, not even a shoulder to cry on.

I’m here to tell you in plain English — In real estate you’ll get rich with a lot of hard work, some anxiety, a lot of capital, a ton of paperwork, and risk. There will be ups and downs. But in the end, if you’re not greedy, and you follow the principles of investment physics and the physics of economics — Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise — you will become wealthy and live to experience a magnificently abundant retirement.

You’ll get rich alright — but you’ll do it slowly.

Those who tell you otherwise?

Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!

By the way, pay close attention to the video. Who is the young man trying to get into the good graces of the cute blonde? Bonus points for those who guess correctly. Hint: His little brother wasn’t nearly the stud he was. :)

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15 comments to “Infomercials, Get Rich Quick Seminars, And $0 Down Nonsense — Tired of Being Lied To & Abandoned?”

Uncle Jack (Jack LeVine) on April 6th, 2008 at 4:45 pm said:

  • I turn away people all the time, video in hand, asking me to do all the foot work for them. They still think they can “flip that house” or get a loan for no money down, or want the bank to drop another 20%.

    So who’s the guy with the blond? I’m stumped.

BawldGuy on April 6th, 2008 at 5:35 pm said:

  • Come on, Jack. You know who it is. I’ll comment tomorrow with the ID. Here’s another hint.

    One of his ‘friends’ later became a cop.

Cher on April 6th, 2008 at 11:22 pm said:

  • Stumped me too. I’m sure enjoying the tie in to the music on your blog. We get informed, then we get entertained.
    I was thrown for a loop with the bride and groom. I thought it was a friend’s sappy wedding video ….then POW!

BawldGuy on April 6th, 2008 at 11:35 pm said:

  • Still don’t know, eh? :)

    Another Hint: His father was an insurance salesman. His mother was a housewife.

    Don’t tell her the answer, Jack. :)

Robert Coté on April 7th, 2008 at 7:18 am said:

  • “Leave It To Bawldguy” to come up with an obscure cultural reference.

BawldGuy on April 7th, 2008 at 9:22 am said:

  • Yeah, I like to have some Way Back fun sometimes.

    The guy trying to charm the blonde is Beaver Cleaver’s brother, Wally. (Real name, Tony Dow.)

    Now everyone’s wondering how they missed that, right?

Robert Coté on April 7th, 2008 at 12:05 pm said:

  • Everybody? “Leave It To Bawldguy” wasn’t enough to tell you I got it without spoiling the fun?

    Anyway, are you getting ready to weigh in on the Propositions 98, 99? And how about those March resale numbers? scary.

BawldGuy on April 7th, 2008 at 5:14 pm said:

  • Wow — That’s how tired I’ve been the last week or so. How did I miss that?!

    That’s truly pathetic. Tonight I’m asleep before 11 fer sure. :)

Megan on April 7th, 2008 at 9:40 pm said:

  • Dad I’m embarassed. You seriously didn’t get the “leave it to Bawldguy” joke? And you call yourself a smartass (she says with disgust). Love you!

BawldGuy on April 7th, 2008 at 9:47 pm said:

  • Megan — Me too — but I already said I was tired. Give me a break, wouldya?

    Full disclosure: The above warm & fuzzy comment was left from someone carrying my DNA. :)

But The Man In The Rolls Royce On Tv Said I Could Buy For Zero Down, AND Get Cash Back At The Closing on April 8th, 2008 at 8:37 am said:

  • […] Liar Liar Pants On Fire! and just for fun, watch the video he uses to make the point. Someone we all know and love got pretty chunky. […]

BawldGuy on April 8th, 2008 at 9:24 am said:

  • Rolls Royce — I wish I’d thought of that. :)

    Readers: If you like Vegas, and are thinking of moving there, click on the Rolls Royce comment. The King of ‘Vintage Homes’ is who’ll you’ll find.

Chris Lengquist on April 9th, 2008 at 5:21 pm said:

  • Because I’ve been a little pre-occupied with that little basketball game I’m just getting to this.

    LOL - I have no money down, I want to buy a quality property in the best neighborhood with perfect tenants and I have heard I need to get it at a 20% discount. Can you help me?

    And Jeez Oh Pete People! You don’t know who Wally is? It was plainly obvious to any of us who grew up watching the Beav get his head stuck between stair rails, getting kicked off the basketball team and saying “Gee, Wally.”

    (Yes, I watched the video before reading the comments!)

BawldGuy on April 9th, 2008 at 6:48 pm said:

  • Chris, I suspect you grew up as The Beav and slowly but surely morphed into Wally the stud muffin.

Chris Lengquist on April 9th, 2008 at 6:56 pm said:

  • Ever heard of Eddie Haskell? ;)

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